Oh thank goodness! Hello! Yes, yes you there - hello! I need your help with something very important. My name's Jag. My brother Jasper likes to play pranks on me. He thinks he's pretty funny, but I'm not laughing! He took my favorite ball of yarn and hid it somewhere on the site. I've looked everywhere but I just can't find it! Have you seen it? It's soft and red and just the most wonderful ball of yarn in the whole world.
If you help me find my yarn, I'll give you something in return! It's much cooler than anything Jasper can offer. Will you help me?